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ED's BEER VIEWPOINT
IF THE WORLD WOULD POUR ALL OF IT'S ECONOMIC RESOURCES INTO BEER PRODUCTION,
ALL OF THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS WOULD VANISH.

FOR EXAMPLE-HUNGER WOULD BE ELIMINATED, BEER COULD BE PRODUCED WITH VITAMAN ENRICHED SUBSTANCES WHICH WOULD PROVIDE ALL OF OUR NUTRIMENTS, PLUS BE ENTERTAINING.

NO NEED FOR CLOTHING. BEER WILL KEEP US HAPPY, AND WARM.

NO MORE WAR, WITH EVERYBODY DRINKING, A FIGHT WILL ONLY BE A COMICAL EVENT. MOST PEOPLE WOULD ONLY BE HAPPY, AND SINGING. CHILDREN WOULD NO LONGER CRY.
BELCHING WOULD BE A SIGN OF CONTENTMENT,
PERHAPS A NEW SOCIAL GREETING.

ECONOMY, TOTAL EMPLOYMENT, EVERYONE WOULD BE WORKING IN BEER FACTORIES, BEER SALES AND DISTRIBUTING, BEER TASTING, BEER RESEARCH, OR AGRICULTURE OF BEER INGREDIENTS.

BEER COULD BE THE GREAT ALTERNATIVE FUEL
INSTEAD OF GASOLINE. THE DRAWBACK BEING
THE EMISSION OF SEWER TYPE GASES. THIS COULD BE SOLVED BY MANDITORY BUTT MUFFLERS. THESE WOULD PURIFY THE EMISSION, AND REDUCE THE FARTING LIKE
SOUND CARS WOULD HAVE.

ED THE LOBSTER GOD

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